THE CRAZIINESS OF SUMMER!

Crisis Peeps, it’s Friday! Thank goodness! It’s only taken 5 days of crazy-mind-numbingly-tiring-work-hogwash to get here! And it’s summer! There is sun, there is wind and there are pasty white people everywhere! I think I even saw at least 3 wife beaters on my way to work today. Yes Peeps, burning to a crisp season is upon us and I intend to embrace it with 110% enthusiasm and sun cream!

My enthusiasm has reached such a fever pitch, that Thunder is even starting to get concerned. I am a winter baby. I love scarves, hats, coats and all things furry. I also only have 2 shades of skin colour, pale and a darker shade of pale. So when “OMG, look, the sun, let’s go to the beach” escapes my mouth, Thunder looks at me with such shock and concern that I’m pretty sure she’s ready to hit me over the head with a baseball bat and transport me to the trauma unit immediately for a frontal lobotomy!

Me: Dude, it’s gonna be hot this whole week, let’s go to the beach on Sat.
Thunder: Who are you and what have you done with Crazii?
Me: What are you talking about, I love the beach.
Thunder: Seriously, who are you and what have you done with her?
Me: What are you talking about?
Thunder: Sweetie, don’t you remember, you hate the beach.
Me: Pfft, NO I DO NOT! Who hates the beach?
Thunder: Crazii, you do!
Me: No Thunder, I don’t hate the beach, I hate sand.
Thunder: *Thwack*

Happy Friday Peeps, it gonna be a great weekend!