WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SALAD

In the true spirit of all things male, The Boys (for another time and post) have jumped on the bandwagon and decided that we Woman cannot have all the fun. And by fun I mean being back-bitingly skeptical about 85% of the male population. So true to form, they have created what they feel swims in the Sea of Endless …………… (fill in appropriate word as necessary. Some suggestions: Heartache, Pain, Irritation… and for the more hardened stomach’s… Lurve).

The Boys take on “There are More Fish in The Sea”:

Ramouray: Good with housework but way too clingy.

Blow Fish: Puff themselves up with lots of make up, expensive clothes and a basic "look at me" attitude. They might stir your curiosity at first but when they run out of breath their true form shows and they fail to maintain your interest. Blow fish can often be seen idling in shopping malls and coffee shops. They generally have little or no personality and their interest only stretches as far as the latest Jimmy Choo's. They are nice to mess with but get tiring after while.

Lion Fish (aka Cougar Fish): These are special specimens. They are a rare breed but if you find them you are in heaven. They are an older breed that have been around the ocean. They know exactly what they want and have no qualms in taking it. If your are lucky to be snagged by one of these , sit back and enjoy. This is one of the few fish that comes with lots of benefits and little effort. But be careful, they can be poisonous if cornered or jealous!

Sea Horse: Ha ha self explanatory. Giddy up!!

Eels: These are some of the more dangerous specimens. They are generally attractive and grab your attention with their skinny, model like exteriors and sleek well-maintained bodies. They make good arm candy and would be great to show off to your friends if they didn't keep slipping out of your grasp. They're sneaky and untrustworthy but provide you with moments of electricity that keep you coming back for more.

Angel Fish: These are daddies little girls. At school they were focused and committed with lots of ambition and plenty of goals. These girls are hard work to say the least and don't respond well to crass jokes or toilet humour. Time consuming is putting it mildly, and because of their daddy complexes, they are barely able to make any decisions without conversing with at least 3 or more fish, namely the Eels and Blowfish.

Thank you Boys for that enlightening experience. Who says boys can't be bitchy too!

Happy Friday Peeps… to quote Gareth Cliff “It’s the WEEEEKKKKEEEEENNND BABY!”