Showing posts with label prince charming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label prince charming. Show all posts

Saturday, May 7, 2011

I'M ALIVE... AND THEN SOME

Apologies, the infinite wisdom that is my cervical cortex has completely forgotten how to use a laptop and all components connected to such a device, hence the total lack of communication. The good news, contrary to popular belief due to the last 6 weeks of radio silence, I am not; unlike the worlds most infamous terrorist, in fact dead. Quite the opposite in fact, very much alive!


News of the last few weeks runs like this: I got a job, relinquished my couch potato status, have run up quota of speed runs, gone to a number of festivals, got a greencard and managed to convince Prince Charming to buy me car! I know, right!


Okay, so let’s start at the beginning. I am an official Legal Alien! Yes, the rumours are true, the USCIS allowed this redheaded African to remain in their country indefinitely! But by George, it was no mean feat… I have filled in paperwork the length of the Amazon, had my eyes, fingerprints and pretty much every aspect of my body inspected, poked and prodded and swore to not do a number of things I wasn’t aware any human was allowed to do, let alone legal aliens. So now after swearing that I have never been and have no intention of becoming a prostitute, drug trafficker, terrorist, or late night TV show host; I was bestowed the privilege of becoming a Greedcard Holder, Woohoo! Thank you America!


So with my new found plastic card in hand (it is actually green too) I set about doing what any newly sensible legal alien would do, drink! No seriously, whilst I may have slicked down a few celebratory glasses of champers, what I really did was get a job. I know, after 6 months of official couch potato duties, they were rudely taken away from me in favour of 50 hour weeks and my own company! Again, in this redhead’s infinite wisdom, the solution to my unemployment status was to start my own company thereby alleviating some guilt in the form of set-up work, website creation etc etc. What I didn’t factor into the equation was that I would actually get a client. I know, a real life, living, breathing, 100% American client! So now, my little one-man architectural consultancy company is already flourishing and if, by some stretch of the imagination, I get another client I’m going to have to hire employees… yikes! But I’ll cross that bridge if it ever needs to be crossed, at high speed, in my new black beauty!


Yip, ladies and gents, say hello to Graca Michelle! She’s as regal as both the first ladies she’s named after, as fast as lightning and as her name sakes suggests, beautifully black and gorgeous! This new little edition to our family comes in the form of a Golf GTI and is courtesy of my wonderful Prince Charming! His reasoning: new job = new wheels! Love him! (Let’s hope new house doesn’t mean new babies ;-)


With speed seemingly the new mantra at the moment, I have tried to incorporate that into my running. Much to my utter horror GI Jane has me doing speedwork which is about as much fun as having hot coffee poured into your eyes balls! 8 x 400m sprints at 6 minute mile intervals with a 1:30 break between, yip, think hot coffee and eyeballs. However, (and I say this with great resistant to the continuation of such early morning hell) it does seem to be paying off. My average pace has dropped from a 9 minute mile to a 7:45 minute mile for half marathons and a 6:55 minute mile for 5km races. Which amazingly puts me a position to actually place. I know, right… really?!?! Yes, could just be America or (and I know this is a stretch for the imagination), I could actually be getting faster ;-)

So with my legs doing their own thing, my fingers drawing away on the computer, my feet putting pedal to the metal and my shelves filling up with awards, this love-up’d redhead is seriously happy and content. I promise, not so long between news feeds from now on!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

LADY LUCK

Lady Luck and I have always had a tenuous relationship at best. So it was no real surprise when Prince Charming and I landed at the airport to start our whirlwind trip around the world that we had no luck at all with the baggage handlers and pleading dyslexia fell completely on deaf eyes. My sorry attempt to convince the glorified trolley dolly that in fact my bag weighs 24kgs when actually it rings in at around 42kgs was having no effect at all. Batting eyelids and smiling sweetly was doing nothing to charm the young Hitler in training so I felt the need to resort to reason... Never ever do this at an airport, EVER.

ME: Okay, how about we buy another seat, that way we can have the baggage allowance of that seat?
Hitler in Training: I'm afraid you can't do that.
ME: Why not?
HIT: It's against the rules.
ME: Well could we chat to the person who wrote the rules?
HIT: I'm afraid he's dead.
ME: And it doesn't strike you as odd you are still applying rules written by a dead guy who possibly lived in the dark ages.
HIT: (confusion reigns)...
ME: Nevermind. How about this... You see that guy over there, he weighs in at at least 100kgs. How about you give me my 42kg bag as possible flab I may put on over the next few years and we'll call it quits.
HIT: Ma'am, that's impossible. You have an overweight bag which we have to charge for.
ME: Yes, but he is overweight all by himself, are you going to charge him for being fat??? Can you see no reason man!!!
(At this point Prince Charming steps in to calm his frazzled wife and reasons with the young Hitler in the only universal language)
PC: Okay, in the interest of sparring your eyeballs and my wife's sanity, how much is this going to cost?
And it was with that one sentence that we were so thankful our actual tickets only cost the price of flat screen TV and the over-weight cost was the price of the villa that TV might go into one day!

Needless to say, this episode would repeat itself 3 times before we were to land and Lady Luck finally registered us on her radar. You see, currently we find ourselves in the wonderfully sun-filled region of Florida where we have decided to settle for the next 6 months. As luck would have it, this was one of the easiest and quickest decisions we have had to make. Firstly, we were flying down to see family and friends and I was fully prepared with the speech of reason for the check-in counter lady when it became null and void. She looked at us, checked our passports, mentioned that we were in fact relocating a large african continent worth of clothing and proceeded to smile, issue our tickets and bid us farewell. YAY! Some pizza and ice-cream later, we landed in Florida to find we had a stunning apartment available to us and would we like to rent it. YES! A quick "surprise, we're here" introduction to Prince Charming's wonderful mother and our plans were laid and set within hours. 











So it is with this news that New York can have her freezing cold winter and we will return to see her in all her glory in the springtime when the blossoms and sunshine allow her to shed her winter coat and smile in all her sparkling summer beauty.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE

There is an old saying that goes “No news is good news”, meaning that when one hears nothing, then nothing bad can essentially be happening. This rings very true for me over the last few weeks as I have adopted the well practiced art of radio silence and arranged my life as calmly and quietly as possible. However, at some stage the bubble must burst and the news gets out, so let me apologize first hand if you did not hear it from me! But smile, because the news is good and happy and wonderful and everything that life should be!

To all my wonderful friends and family, I can officially announce on these here pages that my Prince Charming is in fact my Husband! He is every bit as wonderful as those fairy tales we all read when we were young and far better looking! (It’s at this point in the story I want you all to take a breath and relax, breath in, breath out etc etc). I can imagine this comes as a shock to some as in some circles I am known as the Anti-Christ of Marriage and I can appreciate the total lack of belief, but believe me, it is all true and my mind has been forever changed by the fact that I did indeed find The One.

We were married on Saturday August 7th 2010 at 11am at The 12 Apostles Hotel in Cape Town. The ceremony was extremely low key and perfect. Pint Size and Thunder were there to give me away and cry respectively, while Prince Charming was accompanied by his best man and ring bearer. Champagne and happiness surrounded a day where I can categorically say I have never been happier! We have officially been married for 12 days and it feels like the best dream in the world! I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life ;-)

For the ladies out there I wore the following:

  • Something old: Favourite long black dress
  • Something new: Stunning black velvet peep toe stiletto’s
  • Something borrowed: Hairclips from Thunder
  • Something blue: A magnificent blue and purple rose in my hair


The next few weeks are packed with excitement and fun as we say goodbye to friends and family, see the things in SA we’ve always wanted to but just haven’t got around to organising and packing for the imminent move. Smile Peeps, life is good!

Monday, August 16, 2010

FINALLY SOME NEWS

Apologies to all for the radio silence and thank you to all for the continual requests to write! I have been slightly busy of late re-organising my life and putting some exceptionally exciting plans in motion. However I have a bit of breathing room at the moment and am ready to spill half the bean pot… Yes Peeps, the rumours are true, this Crazii Redhead has finally got her ass in gear and is moving to The Big Apple, The City that Never Sleeps… New York! And I’m not going alone either, my Prince Charming is taking the leap with me and we’re going to start a new life together in one of the world’s most exciting cities!

Before we embark on the epic journey that is New York, we will of course be spending time in Cape Town and Johannesburg with family and friends. A few parties will be had, not withstanding the annual Crazii Redhead clothing and shoe party where everything that hasn’t been worn in a period of 6 months must go! All ladies invited, men only after a good few hours of bubbles and girl banter! On the way, we’ll be stopping into Dublin and London to say hello and goodbye to important people in our lives and finally we’ll set down in The Big Apple for the next big adventure!

Important dates to bear in mind:

12th September 2010 – Pint Size’s Party
17th September 2010 – Crazii Redhead Annual Cleanout Party
19th September 2010 – Crazii and Prince Charming head to Dublin
26th September 2010 – Crazii and Prince Charming head to New York!

There will be more news in the days to come I promise. But in the interim if you have comments, contacts or just want to drop a note, please post!

Hugs all!